Um, feeling creative...does anyone else get that urge?
To make something, get your hands dirty and have something to show for it?
Oh man I don't know what I'm talking about--better sign off while ahead....What?
It's hard to believe I'm feeling morose and melancholy...Bonnie Raitt is singing "This Is My Opening Farewell," I'm composing a story about past adventures...music on the radio, snow on the ground and clouds role by in the sky....
Hey I'm ready for summer.
Can we skip the rest of February, March and first part of April? You will never hear me complaining that the weather is too HOT. But I may complain about the cold and snow....
Wow it is cold out, the sun is not out long enough, but that's the way it goes. Beauty is around us, even in the cold blustery night....
Hey boss, I came to in a jail cell. Turns out I had a bit too much to drink and smoke and some undercover cops caught me scalping bogus tickets outside MetLife stadium. I missed the whole game! One of my cellmates said the Broncos got creamed--I don't believe him.
Can you please bail me out and wire some money to get home?
I hope you didn't give my job away yet...
Hey boss...I ah...the Super bowl isn't in NY! It's in New Jersey.
...ah I'm at Niagara Falls...um this is kind of embarrassing, I over spent the limit of our company credit card at, ah how can I admit to such a travesty--the Niagara Dive Bar. For people like me (who can't pay their bill) um they literally load them into a barrel and throw them into the river above the falls...oww, ah ooo, problem today was the river was frozen, the barrel slid and I fell out before reaching the falls and had to slip and slide to the bank...ow.
If you could have compassion on me, I need you to um, wire some money because I'm totally out. Hope you didn't take this whole episode wrong and I still have my job.
Um, now I will hitchhike to New Jersey and try to get some tickets to scalp, to make money to pay ya back boss--ha that's why ya hired me right? I'm a genius!
Joyzee here I come!