Hey boss...I ah...the Super bowl isn't in NY! It's in New Jersey.
...ah I'm at Niagara Falls...um this is kind of embarrassing, I over spent the limit of our company credit card at, ah how can I admit to such a travesty--the Niagara Dive Bar. For people like me (who can't pay their bill) um they literally load them into a barrel and throw them into the river above the falls...oww, ah ooo, problem today was the river was frozen, the barrel slid and I fell out before reaching the falls and had to slip and slide to the bank...ow.
If you could have compassion on me, I need you to um, wire some money because I'm totally out. Hope you didn't take this whole episode wrong and I still have my job.
Um, now I will hitchhike to New Jersey and try to get some tickets to scalp, to make money to pay ya back boss--ha that's why ya hired me right? I'm a genius!
Joyzee here I come!