Well, well, well...trying to to be creative. How 'bout this?
"What'd you do Saturday?"
"Me? Oh, um nothing...."
"Nothing? That must be boring. What does nothing look like to you?"
"Well um I went to a meeting at 7:30am. After that I went to the DAM for their monthly free day. Not many people there this month and they were in the middle of changing displays, but I wandered around like a little kid in a candy shop. Then I got a cup of coffee, sat outside writing and people watching. I decided to go back in and look around awhile longer. Then I went for a walk through Civic Center park (an adventure in itself). It was after noon when I realized I was getting tired and hungry, so I made my way back to the car. There is an Arby's a couple of blocks down from the museum, so I went there for a lunch before driving home (may have seen Samuel L. Jackson at Arby's, someone that looked just like him anyway).
"At home I laid down to relax for an hour or so, then got out my bass guitar and practiced that for awhile. Then I watched TV for a bit.
"So see I did nothing..."
"Wow! Your nothing is a whole lot more than my nothing!"
Well, well, well...howz that?